新・古事記

2024-01-27 06:57:00

#12 eng. ver.

What 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

If my weight is 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

He said he doesn't lose weight: 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

I had to pee 1000cc, so I must have lost roughly 1Kg. How did this happen? This is not good. This is bad. What should I do?

 

"Mr. Sono. It's time to take your measurements.

 

The prison guard said coolly.

 

Your weight is **.**. **. Oh, you are over the limit. I'll report you to the doctor."

 

The prison guard said with a sly grin.

 

No, this is..."

 

The garden is not very happy.

 

You have to keep your limits."

 

The prison guard looked pleased.

 

What should I do? Oh no.... I'm going to cry... I want to die...

 

 

 

I want to die...

 

What's that cigarette smell? Did you say Moebius? Smells like mama. Is Sono home?

 

"Yoo-hoo, life."

 

Oh, yoo-hoo.

 

I want to go on our first date today.

 

"I want to go on our first date today. Then let's go for a two-hour walk. You'll have to report to the police...

 

"Guy with a sticky note?"

 

In this building, a walk of one hour or less must be recorded. If you want to go out longer than that, you have to report it.

 

It's a pain in the ass.

 

Rules are rules. If you follow the rules, you play fine, if you break the rules, you get booed (f**k).

 

"Fine play if you follow the rules, but if you break the rules, you get booed (f**k). I understand. I'll follow the rules.

 

Where do you want to go?

 

Third Park, maybe?

 

Okay. Okay. (Oh, shit.)

 

I...

 

"Mr. Sono...

 

 

 

Mr. Sono. Here is the doctor's examination.

 

The prison guard calls Sono happily.

 

Sono walks to the examination room with a nervous look on his face.

 

Sono walked to the examination room with a nervous look on his face. His legs are staggered.

 

Excuse me.

 

Sono's nerves are at their highest.

 

You are over the weight limit. Have you had anything to drink?

 

No, I'm... I'm adjusting... I'm trying to...

 

Anyway, I'm over the limit. You have to follow the rules.

 

Huh?

 

You're grounded for the time being.

 

What? Oh, no...

 

(Oh, my God, I'm smoking...)

 

 

 

Oh...

 

Ah... Sono came home.

 

"Sono, when do you want to go on your first date?"

 

"Oh, no, I mean..." (I couldn't smoke and forgot all about the date.)

 

What's wrong? Aren't you happy? It's your first date?

 

"Oh, no, no... Oh, no, no, no, I mean... I can't go on the date.

 

"Why not? It's a first date.

 

I don't... I don't know... I'm breaking up with you!

 

"Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait a week. I'll make sure we can go on a date. I'll try my best.

 

"Okay... Okay... Then I won't break up with you. I'll make a promise in a week!

 

(I'll try my best.)

 

"...

 

"...

 

 

 

"I'm not going to break up with you.

 

Bun sits down.

 

"Mr. Funafune. You look pale. Are you all right?

 

"I'm out of nicotine. Withdrawal symptoms.

 

Nicotine?"

 

Life is a bit of a mess.

 

Nicotine is an ingredient in cigarettes that calms you down when you're in a high mood and lifts your spirits when you're in a low mood.

 

Hmm.

 

I see. No wonder I can't quit smoking. Glow, though.

 

Heated cigarettes have a short history and their effects on the body are still unknown. Paper cigarettes absorb nicotine from the lungs through the smoke, but heated cigarettes are water vapor, so we don't know how the body absorbs nicotine. There is a possibility that cigarettes are safer.

 

"Oh, really?

 

Really? (What kind of Japanese are these people speaking?)

 

"Actually, I've been grounded. I can't smoke.

 

"Oh, Mr. Ship. How will you live without smoking?

 

"Poor me..."

 

It's uncharted territory. I might go crazy.

 

Are you going to go crazy?

 

I'll try not to.

 

I'll try not to.

 

I'll try not to.

 

I'll do my best not to go crazy.

 

 

 

And so began two weeks of hell at the park. That's another story.