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2024-01-20 16:50:00

#5

sorry, i cant trancerate.

2024-01-20 16:30:00

#5 日本語バージョン

私、月詠命、花のJK、乙女なの。

今、慶応の彼氏がいるんだけど、気になる人がいる。

39歳なのに独身。彼女いない。っていうかできるわけない。

白髪いっぱい、ふけもいっぱい。口からタバコとうんちの匂いがするの。

お風呂に週1回しか入んないからなんか汗臭い。

洗濯もしてるとこ見たことないから。っていうか同じジャージをいつも二枚着てる。

絶対洗濯してないだろーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー。

でも私に一生懸命勉強を教えてくれてる。

国公立に入れようと頑張ってくれてる。

数学が苦手で中1のドリルからやってる。

でも+-()とか全然わかんない。

おじさんも私にどう教えたらいいのか困ってる。

おじさんはタバコだけが生きがい。

タバコ吸えないとおかしくなってオモロイ。

タバコ吸ってるときママの匂い。落ち着く。

これって恋。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。なのかな。

2024-01-20 15:58:00

#4 eng. ver.

I'm tsukiyomi mikoto, a senior in high school.

 

I'm kitty about club activities, and I don't know how to study.

 

I don't care about Shinroshido and I don't want to go to school, and then I was hospitalized.

 

Well, I don't want to go to school, so I'm not going to school until graduation.

 

I also quit my part-time job. It was the most fun I had in high school. I regret it.

 

I wondered why my boss, whom I admired so much and who graduated from Keio University, was working part-time.

 

I confessed my feelings to him and he readily agreed.

 

I'm really frustrated.

 

He came to visit me once and left me a Kit Kat or something, but that was it. He wouldn't even hold my hand. And I can't eat chocolate because of my blood sugar limit. I'm really frustrated.

 

I'm so frustrated, frustrated, frustrated, frustrated. 、、、、、、、、、、、、、、、

 

High school life was fun only with a part-time job, I wonder if life is like this: 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

I met an old man while I was in the hospital. He is 39 years old and has a lot of gray hair on his head.

 

He was talking with other people in high spirits, but today he's staying in his room. He said he was unemployed, like he was the uncle of the nursery.

 

I felt sorry for him, so I bought him a juice. He was so happy, he even got down on his knees. I really get it.

 

I tried to talk to him for a while, but he just couldn't understand a word I was saying. I wonder if this old man takes a bath. He's soaked to the skin and smells a little bad. I'm really getting it.

 

 

 

"Mikoto-san!"

 

 

 

He started to talk to me. His breath smells like 🚬. But it's mom's smell.

 

I love mama's smell. It's kind of nice. Let's talk a little.

 

 

 

"My mom smokes, too, and she smells the same. 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

"Oh, this is Mobius 8mm, short, box, the best tobacco in Japan.

 

"Oh, I see. But the color looks different. 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

The smell should be the same because the leaves are made of the same leaf. They adjust the number of millimeters in the filter.

 

I knew it was the same as Mom's. It calms me down a little. Let's talk some more.

 

You shouldn't talk to people like me, Mikoto-san. You'll be unhappy. I've been hospitalized more than 20 times in this hospital alone. I've been in other hospitals, too.

 

Okay, then.

 

But I smell my mom's, my mom's, my mom's, my mom's, my mom's, my mom's, I have to go after them. Oh, I'm going away. I have to talk to her.

 

 

 

Mr. ..!

 

What?

 

Sono turned around.

 

"What's wrong, with such a loud voice?

 

Can I talk to you for a minute?

 

"Sure. 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。"

 

I'm having a hard time deciding what to do.

 

I see. I graduated from Meijo University and was working in my hometown.

 

"Mr. ... "..-san, you graduated from a university? I'm impressed. (Where is Meijo University? (Where's Meijo? My boyfriend goes to Keio.)"

 

I'm a senior in high school and I'm wondering whether I should go to college or get a job.

 

If you want, I can help you with your studies.

 

I'd like to study with you.

 

I'm not good at math. 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

I got good grades in math at Gamma High School.

 

But if you go to a private school, you won't need math.

 

I don't have any money at home. 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

I understand. I'll send you to a public school. I'm a private student, but I'll make it work.

 

 

 

Thus began their strange study life together.

 

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2024-01-20 13:56:00

#4 日本語バージョン

私、月詠命、高校三年生。

部活もきちーし、勉強も分からん。

シンロシドーとかどうでもいいし、学校行きたくねーと思ったら入院になった。

まあ学校行きたくねーし卒業まで学校ぶっちだ。

バイトもやめた。高校生活で一番楽しかった。悔しい。

憧れの上司、慶応出だって、なんでバイトなんかしてんだろ。

玉砕覚悟で告白したら、あっさりOK。これから😍バイトと思ったらバイト辞めることになった。

マジ悔しい。

一回お見舞い来てキットカットとか置いてったけどそれだけ。手も握らない。それに血糖値制限でチョコ食えないんだけど。まじ悔しい。

悔しい、悔しい、悔しい、悔しい、、、、、、、、、、、、、、、

バイトだけ楽しかった高校生活、人生ってこんなもなのかな。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

入院中に知り合ったおっさん。もう39だって、頭なんか白髪がすごくてなんかばっちい。

ハイテンションで他の人と話してたと思ったら、今日は部屋にこもってる。無職だって、子供部屋おじさんかっつーの。

かわいそうだからジュースおごってあげた。すげー喜んで土下座までしてる。マジ受けるー。

ちょっと話したけど話がちんぷんかんぷん。このおっさん風呂入ってるのかなー。ふけがすごいし、ちょっと臭い。マジ受けー。

 

「ミコトさん」

 

げッ、話しかけてきた。息が🚬臭い。でもママの匂いだ。

ママの匂いなついなー。ちょっといいかも。少し話してみよう。

 

「ママもタバコ吸ってて同じ匂いがするんですが。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。」

「あッ、これはメビウス8mm、ショート、ボックスっていって日本で一番うまいタバコだよ」

「へー、そーなんだ。でも色が違うような。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。」

「ん、そうなんだミリ数が違うのかな、でも葉っぱの部分は同じの使ってるから匂いは同じはずだよ。フィルターでミリ数調整してるんだよ」

やっぱりママと同じがする。ちょっと落ち着く。もう少し話してみようかな。

「ミコトさんは俺みたいのと話さない方がいいよ。不幸が移る。俺この病院だけで20回以上も入院してるんだ。ほかの病院でも入院ひどい」

「じゃ、」

でもママのの匂い、ママの匂い、ママの匂い、ママの匂い、追いかけなきゃ。あッ、行っちゃう。話さなきゃ。

 

「園さん!!!

「えッ!」

園が振り向く。

「どしたのッ、そんなおおきな声で?」

「少しお話しませんか?」

「いいけど。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。」

「進路悩んでて(ホントはどうでもいいけど)」

「そうなんだ。おれ名城大学出て地元で働いてたんだけどいいかな?」

「園さん。大学出てるんですか?すごい。(名城ってどこ?うちの彼氏慶応なんですけどー)」

「今、高校三年生で大学行くか就職するか悩んでて(しばらく家でニート三昧するけどー)」

「よかったら勉強教えるよ」

「お願いします(う・ち・の・か・れ・し・け・い・お・う・な・ん・で・す・け・怒!!!)」

「数学が苦手で。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。」

「蒲高で数学の成績よかったんだ。」

「でも私立いけば数学いらないんじゃない?」

「家、お金なくて。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。」

「わかった。国公立行かしたる。俺私立だけど何とかしたる」

 

こうして二人の奇妙な勉強生活が始まった。

 

2024-01-20 13:08:00

#3 eng. ver.

When Amano Fumi opened his eyes, he found himself in prison.

 

He said, "Ha! Where am I? It hurts!

 

Her body was immobile.

 

Nnnn!

 

I'm tied to the bed.

 

I looked toward the entrance and saw someone walking by.

 

"Um..."

 

I mutter quietly.

 

He is wearing a white coat and a small hat.

 

"This is..."

 

This is a hospital. You were brought here by police and ambulance.

 

Your name is Amano aya, right?

 

Yes.

 

I look around. It looks like a prison.

 

This is the police, right?

 

Am I in jail?

 

No."

 

The woman in white sighed, her face tightened, and she said, "This is a hospital.

 

This is a hospital. You are not under arrest. You are here on the orders of the prefectural governor.

 

 

 

Riku!

 

 

 

My mind went blank and only the child's name came to mind.

 

"Riku! Riku!

 

Your child is safe. The child is safe and is now in the care of the Child Guidance Center. He is safe and sound, with no injuries!

 

The person who looked like a nurse said so.

 

Outside, it was raining heavily and thunder was rumbling frequently.

 

Riku is not safe here.

 

I couldn't stop thinking about Riku.

 

At that moment, there was a loud thunder, and the walls were lit up.

 

Someone is here. There is.

 

It seemed there was someone on the wall.

 

I couldn't see her from here because of the backlight, but I could still tell that she was a very beautiful woman.

 

The woman was in a slanting position and spoke to the writer.

 

The child is safe. Don't worry.

 

Somehow I felt I could believe her. The woman looked divine and glowing, even though she was backlit and in the shadows.

 

Riku is... Is she all right?

 

The woman's words seemed believable.

 

You were chosen.

 

The woman continued.

 

Chosen? Chosen for what?

 

I try to speak, but I can't speak to the woman. She was so beautiful that I couldn't even look at her.

 

A halo of light shone from behind the woman's back, making it impossible for me to see her face.

 

I was afraid to even look at her.

 

Soon the woman's shadow grew thinner and thinner, and gradually became invisible.

 

Oh, um..."

 

I was too afraid to speak.

 

Excuse me."

 

I gathered my last bit of courage and spoke up.

 

You have been chosen.

 

The woman finally said this and disappeared with a halo of light.

 

Wen fainted again.